tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1038397277157512782024-03-13T14:25:52.515+08:00Zack Hardiezackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.comBlogger181125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-50320720542139238522011-05-27T23:27:00.001+08:002011-05-27T23:29:05.134+08:00Bandar Waterfront<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWCaMsqG2ak87DPKejMCAfsUPikJrxMG7tY2Vfz_OcKsGXR2HHLTzRWmQbesPVNDyhhq4g5lMy7IExlWkxfpIXxrvZWO824e9g2XSqjMto4fUkx6wPI9iPP3x-NdqHtpQacceo9HMFQW4/s1600/248372_10150629767705570_864650569_18744914_5110770_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWCaMsqG2ak87DPKejMCAfsUPikJrxMG7tY2Vfz_OcKsGXR2HHLTzRWmQbesPVNDyhhq4g5lMy7IExlWkxfpIXxrvZWO824e9g2XSqjMto4fUkx6wPI9iPP3x-NdqHtpQacceo9HMFQW4/s400/248372_10150629767705570_864650569_18744914_5110770_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611418267773729298" /></a>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-27836948663344344122011-02-11T21:52:00.004+08:002011-02-11T21:56:34.961+08:00Waris keluarga anggota bomba terima Manfaat Takaful Insurans TAIB<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" ><b><b><b><i>BANDAR SERI BEGAWAN, Khamis, 10 Februari. - </i></b></b></b>Kerajaan Kebawah Duli Yang Maha Mulia Paduka Seri Baginda Sultan dan Yang Di-Pertuan Negara Brunei Darussalam berperanan murni dalam menjaga keselamatan dan kesejahteraan warga kerjanya.</span><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><p> Justeru semua pegawai dan anggota Jabatan Bomba dan Penyelamat (JBP) di bawah Kementerian Hal Ehwal Dalam Negeri (KHEDN) telah mendapat Perlindungan Insurans Berkelompok yang dibiayai oleh pihak kerajaan sejak tahun 2009.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUYx7UKmvKBNeK_RbSmf3yG6vfMGF3JJiz3xl1YY1dYdrAad9qrZg9Vhl4Dc3VQqtx19MIw-5UbxWxVI3Zg_wCsg2DI0J5J_zWmQKD1TLBH3hMFaES5IbSwRwehpMaFqfnCc4RE6CUnBI/s1600/berita09.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUYx7UKmvKBNeK_RbSmf3yG6vfMGF3JJiz3xl1YY1dYdrAad9qrZg9Vhl4Dc3VQqtx19MIw-5UbxWxVI3Zg_wCsg2DI0J5J_zWmQKD1TLBH3hMFaES5IbSwRwehpMaFqfnCc4RE6CUnBI/s400/berita09.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572429654119505394" border="0" /></a></p></span><center><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><b><span style="color:black;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">PEMANGKU Menteri Hal Ehwal Dalam Negeri, Yang Dimuliakan Pehin Datu Lailaraja Mejar Jeneral (B) Dato Paduka Seri Haji Awang Halbi bin Haji Mohd. Yussof semasa menghadiri Majlis Penyerahan Kemudahan Manfaat Takaful Insurans Tabung Amah Islam Brunei (TAIB) Bagi Kematian dan Khairat Kematian.</span><br /></span></b><span style="color:black;">(Foto : Ihsan JBP) </span></i></span></center><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></div><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"> <span style="font-size:85%;">Melalui skim tersebut, Majlis Penyerahan Kemudahan Manfaat Takaful Insurans Tabung Amah Islam Brunei (TAIB) Bagi Kematian dan Khairat Kematian kepada waris keluarga bagi seorang anggota JBP iaitu Timbalan Pegawai Balai, Allahyarham Awang Suhamy bin Haji Jaludin yang telah kembali ke rahmatullah pada 19 Januari 2011.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"> <span style="font-size:85%;">Majlis dimulakan dengan bacaan tahlil oleh Ketua Guru Ugama JBP, Awang Haji Adanan bin Haji Ahmad.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"> <span style="font-size:85%;">Majlis kemudian diteruskan dengan penyerahan manfaat yang diserahkan oleh Pengurus Kanan Insurans Islam TAIB, Dayangku Noraini binti Pengiran Haji Sablon kepada Setiausaha Tetap KHEDN, Dato Paduka Awang Sa Bali bin Abas yang kemudian diserahkan kepada waris keluarga Allahyarham Awang Suhamy.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDH3llXlRj3t6CZvz3YdUr4w4Hrhl2oBdJ2W0zZmY46xvqTydFo9hXbHAWq8oCScDPI1DCPXMqLOQReLvjGZVgKMnaPpATL1M8dxvYwR3lNV5n95Ta95rf8RtI-kgUXmBxvkUmQOmp6tk/s1600/berita09a.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 243px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDH3llXlRj3t6CZvz3YdUr4w4Hrhl2oBdJ2W0zZmY46xvqTydFo9hXbHAWq8oCScDPI1DCPXMqLOQReLvjGZVgKMnaPpATL1M8dxvYwR3lNV5n95Ta95rf8RtI-kgUXmBxvkUmQOmp6tk/s400/berita09a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572429848221509794" border="0" /></a></span></span></p><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><center><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><b><span style="color:black;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">SETIAUSAHA Tetap Kementerian Hahl Ehwal Dalam Negeri, Dato Paduka Awang Sa Bali bin Abas menyampaikan Manfaat Takaful Insurans Islam TAIB kepada waris keluarga bagi seorang anggota Jabatan Bomba dan Penyelamat iaitu Timbalan Pegawai Balai, Allahyarham Awang Suhamy bin Haji Jaludin yang telah kembali ke rahmatullah pada 19 Januari 2011.</span><br /></span></b><span style="color:black;">(Foto : Ihsan JBP) </span></i></span></center><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></div><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"> <span style="font-size:85%;">Turut hadir di majlis tersebut ialah Pemangku Menteri Hal Ehwal Dalam Negeri, Yang Dimuliakan Pehin Datu Lailaraja Mejar Jeneral (B) Dato Paduka Seri Haji Awang Halbi bin Haji Mohd. Yussof.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"> <span style="font-size:85%;">Dengan adanya perlindungan insurans, ia dapat membantu meringankan beban tanggungan kewangan pegawai dan anggota yang dilindungi atau ahli-ahli waris jika berlaku perkara yang tidak diduga ke atas mereka yang dibiayai.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"> <span style="font-size:85%;">Ini menunjukkan usaha pihak kerajaan dalam mengamalkan sikap pemedulian dan prihatin terhadap hal ehwal kebajikan dan kesejahteraan para pegawai dan anggota bomba dalam menyumbangkan khidmat profesional yang tulus ikhlas serta pengorbanan murni dalam menjalankan tugas dan memberi perkhidmatan yang cemerlang kepada negara dan masyarakat dalam bidang tugas yang berisiko tinggi.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:times new roman;"> <span style="font-size:85%;"><i><span style="color:blue;">(Oleh : Dk. Siti Redzaimi Pg. Hj. Ahmad)Pelita Brunei<br /></span></i></span></p>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-18598150394667677702011-02-11T21:46:00.004+08:002011-02-11T21:48:58.203+08:00Takaful Insurans Islam Taib benefits presented to Fire & Rescue Dept personnel<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj07642GM3Wtx2JVYItodbIZSK-v3gwS0ILymPp2uE5wK7l2nHOrMgK-di16i3BAY5Y_nRXoKO9fEijYWHFq3qqOIeX83WKAFxjEUk_BJp3Dt_QqS_UqOEnK4mmaPyFknslbrKXE78C9BM/s1600/11pic30.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 104px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj07642GM3Wtx2JVYItodbIZSK-v3gwS0ILymPp2uE5wK7l2nHOrMgK-di16i3BAY5Y_nRXoKO9fEijYWHFq3qqOIeX83WKAFxjEUk_BJp3Dt_QqS_UqOEnK4mmaPyFknslbrKXE78C9BM/s400/11pic30.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572428171988593954" border="0" /></a></div><h6 style="text-align: center; font-family: arial;"><span>Acting Minister of Home Affairs and other officials. Courtesy: Moha</span></h6><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;">The Acting Minister of Home Affairs, Pehin Datu Lailaraja Major General (Rtd) Dato Paduka Seri Awang Haji Halbi bin Haji Mohd Yusof, yesterday witnessed the presentation of Takaful Insurans Islam Taib benefits for the Fire and Rescue Department's personnel. It was held at the surau of the Ministry of Home Affairs, according to a press release. </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;">The ceremony also saw the presentation of a Takaful benefit facility for deaths and death compensation benefits for the beneficiary of a Fire and Rescue Department personnel who passed away on January 19 this year.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;">It was presented by Dato Paduka Sa Bali Abas, Permanent Secretary at the Ministry of Home Affairs, and Hj Osman Hj Md Jair, the Managing Director of Insurans Islam TAIB Sdn Bhd.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;">The Government of His Majesty the Sultan and Yang Di-Pertuan of Brunei Darussalam, through the Ministry of Home Affairs and the Fire and Rescue Department, has a big responsibility to provide safety, security and harmony for all employees. In relation to this, all officers and personnel from the Fire and Rescue Department have been provided with a life insurance coverage package since October 1, 2009, funded by the government.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;">The coverage called "Pelan Takaful Berkelompok" will help protect interests and lessen the burden on financial difficulties should the unexpected happen to an insured employee.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;">It also serves as a show of appreciation for the sincere, excellent and professional services provided to the country, taking into account the sacrifices made to perform duties given such high-risk job and tasks for the sake of the people.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;">Yesterday's programme began with a tahlil and Surah Yassiin recitation by Ustaz Hj Adanan Hj Ahmad, the Fire and Rescue Department's Head of Religious Teachers.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;">It was also attended by the Acting Permanent Secretary and Deputy Permanent Secretary at the Ministry of Home Affairs. Also present were other senior officers and staff members from the ministry, Fire and Rescue Department, as well as the National Disaster Management Centre.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Borneo Bulletin<br /></p>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-58456349648015804032011-02-11T21:42:00.001+08:002011-02-11T21:44:06.738+08:00MoHA presents insurance policy to family of deceased firefighter<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXeeUbCPaLeNa0efnXW5tcx8-1OVa5JJu9OL32Jr_2iCEFwFj6uiTJfq8lwFEjK7UN32tzjogdGkufb5uWxv8mObuGj5_YCPYyj-fbMG9E2BW2dTzMZcKbWaykkB66fX7Th2GZxWq88r4/s1600/gnbpi1.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXeeUbCPaLeNa0efnXW5tcx8-1OVa5JJu9OL32Jr_2iCEFwFj6uiTJfq8lwFEjK7UN32tzjogdGkufb5uWxv8mObuGj5_YCPYyj-fbMG9E2BW2dTzMZcKbWaykkB66fX7Th2GZxWq88r4/s400/gnbpi1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572427171543597650" border="0" /></a>THE family of a Fire and Rescue Department personnel who passed away on January 19 received their takaful (Islamic insurance policies) from Dato Paduka Sa Bali Abas, permanent secretary of the Ministry of Home Affairs yesterday.<br /><br />The takaful was handed over to the permanent secretary by the Managing Director of Insuran Islam Taib Sdn Bhd, Hj Osman Hj Md Jair.<br /><br />The Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) to provide coverage to its staff was signed on November 2009.<br /><br />Under the agreement, officers and personnel of the department are covered under the Group Family Takaful.<br /><br />The Group Family Takaful Plan is designed to help alleviate the family's financial burden as well as recognition for their professional service and excellence in performing their high risk duty for the nation and society.<br /><br />Acting Minister of Home Affairs, Pehin Datu Lailaraja (Rtd) Major General Dato Paduka Seri Hj Halbi Hj Mohd Yussof was present at the ceremony.<br /><br />The Brunei Timeszackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-23670647487234317542011-02-11T20:50:00.003+08:002011-02-11T21:12:11.983+08:00Banner Hari Kebangsaan ke 27<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nationalday.org.bn/home/"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3DETgAjcJ6RE5xas4PH863N2q_i-GMDAjxIp_nE3RAU_yYuERIB8D6kjH6ufDhH4dUZEjSOZ4vlsjrFfIzgzfIkzdu5X50ptiySv0YzpexH-VZFZh1WXI-9smawwTFD2634kK201slog/s400/HM.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572413807564009314" /></a>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-20973843945691462342011-02-11T20:47:00.002+08:002011-02-11T20:48:13.848+08:00Sambutan Hari Kebangsaan ke-27<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMUC4uMTDZfnWd3iKy5h_MK1bhKfrCQBjoSacAnen6RMw7O8POFkkzzbMHx4YZmu0uovk26WuSpJmPETKl0ukVXG-0Oo6EM9oY2LyYgumen2f9zF8WVEk1JpchyphenhyphenxrSWx4NLzGV_NESrVs/s1600/27th_ND_banner3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 90px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMUC4uMTDZfnWd3iKy5h_MK1bhKfrCQBjoSacAnen6RMw7O8POFkkzzbMHx4YZmu0uovk26WuSpJmPETKl0ukVXG-0Oo6EM9oY2LyYgumen2f9zF8WVEk1JpchyphenhyphenxrSWx4NLzGV_NESrVs/s400/27th_ND_banner3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572412881302566850" /></a>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-54427635721782644052011-02-03T22:23:00.002+08:002011-02-03T22:28:06.977+08:00Family Outing...Today it was a great day. Jalan2 sama Daddy, Mummy, Kakak, Shasha & Abg Lihan ke Tutong...<br /><br />Shopping sakan... hehehe<br /><br />Kira kan duduk makan di restauran Faize, sekali apa-apa saja yg kan di order semua nada...<br /><br />Then move on mencari CAM @ CA Mohammad, sekalu di Tutong inda ada panya... Woops. Move on terus ke Pasar Tamu Tutong, kira kan makan sana, Nah Tutup semua... Ke Pantai Seri Kenangan, kan sigh seeing... Org inda ramai mcm selalu ku kesana...<br /><br />Perut lapar sangat, so Daddy bg tau ke JP saja Makan... Aku inda tau apa kan ku order so aku makan Jollibee saja... :P<br /><br />So Lame...zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-22766597023558901212011-01-24T21:07:00.002+08:002011-01-24T21:10:57.517+08:00RTB Media Carnival 2011<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkXC6t0X7rPxEVScnKxtktQGb4ntOFxhHEq4HpDuTs1qV4W1f7WO4MN7M_z6ogR0FVMA8OAQ1nXPDFkFfaV52pG6qHgxKzC5OczWJcDA69JRY3Zpuf1Es3tQJGOAOuFP8QmbU72oqQTZQ/s1600/RTB+media+carnival+website_banner1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 74px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkXC6t0X7rPxEVScnKxtktQGb4ntOFxhHEq4HpDuTs1qV4W1f7WO4MN7M_z6ogR0FVMA8OAQ1nXPDFkFfaV52pG6qHgxKzC5OczWJcDA69JRY3Zpuf1Es3tQJGOAOuFP8QmbU72oqQTZQ/s400/RTB+media+carnival+website_banner1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565738660747680178" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold;">Acara yang dikendalikan oleh Pelangi FM</span><br /></span></div><h6 style="text-align: center; font-family: trebuchet ms;" class="uiStreamMessage" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span class="messageBody">28 Jan 2011 - Star Factor jam 8mlm<br />30 Jan 2011 - DJ Junior jam 11pg<br />30 Jan 2011 - Best 914 jam 315ptg</span></span></h6><div style="text-align: center; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><h6 style="text-align: center; font-family: trebuchet ms;" class="uiStreamMessage" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span class="messageBody">29 Jan 2011 - Anugerah RTB 2010 jam 8mlm</span></span></h6>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-23813115453023586072010-11-30T16:26:00.000+08:002010-11-30T16:27:17.263+08:001st December - World Aids Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRKBFuSSX_vPNReXOzrlftY58R5nPmsfvcanj9joEwP120WohUfw0VfoT6DR1CEYBgp8jcTglITZOKJmaCcX4noPBNVkfNmNxTffL7ShV0iEHRyJj6NdpwCYRFk-qmAdbgCWOuL4FH5AQ/s1600/worldaidsday_logo_E_slogan.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRKBFuSSX_vPNReXOzrlftY58R5nPmsfvcanj9joEwP120WohUfw0VfoT6DR1CEYBgp8jcTglITZOKJmaCcX4noPBNVkfNmNxTffL7ShV0iEHRyJj6NdpwCYRFk-qmAdbgCWOuL4FH5AQ/s400/worldaidsday_logo_E_slogan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545256357254928050" border="0" /></a>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-4753182602183096642010-11-08T22:48:00.000+08:002010-11-08T22:49:58.139+08:00IMPOSSIBLE<span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);">I remember years ago</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Someone told me I should take</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Caution when it comes to love</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I did, I did</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> And you were strong and I was not</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> My illusion, my mistake</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I was careless, I forgot</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I did</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> And now when all is done</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> There is nothing to say</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> You have gone and so effortlessly</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> You have won</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> You can go ahead tell them</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Tell them all I know now</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Shout it from the roof top</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Write it on the sky love</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> All we had is gone now</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Tell them I was happy</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> And my heart is broken</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> All my scars are open</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Tell them what I hoped would be</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Falling out of love is hard</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Falling for betrayal is worst</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Broken trust and broken hearts</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I know, I know</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Thinking all you need is there</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Building faith on love is worst</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Empty promises will wear</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I know (i know)</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> And know when all is gone</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> There is nothing to say</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> And if you're done with embarrassing me</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> On your own you can go ahead tell them</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);">Tell them all I know now</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Shout it from the roof top</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Write it on the sky love</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> All we had is gone now</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Tell them I was happy</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> And my heart is broken</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> All my scars are open</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Tell them what I hoped would be</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Ooh impossible (yeah yeah)</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I remember years ago</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Someone told me I should take</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Caution when it comes to love</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I did</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Tell them all I know now</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Shout it from the roof top</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Write it on the sky love</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> All we had is gone now</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Tell them I was happy (i was happy)</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> And my heart is broken</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> All my scars are open</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Tell them what I hoped would be</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Impossible, impossible</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I remember years ago</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Someone told me I should take</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> Caution when it comes to love</span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"> I did</span>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-47290226605240220242010-11-08T14:43:00.001+08:002010-11-08T14:43:13.863+08:00HujanKan hari2 udh ujan ni... cana ku kn berlari for BFT ni.<div style='clear: both; text-align: center; font-size: xx-small;'>Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5</div>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-69142424237623993942010-09-25T14:52:00.002+08:002010-09-25T14:54:33.743+08:00Ramah Mesra Aidilfitri<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeCPsKBZWyEpvG3StFbl00niBra_OUwBE7KaSKlmw1cOqq2RG-p5b4nMHg8NZCMHNNN8rS9vSDLkv5KPdpWSr_z8X54AM6-fDl0D5jlqt3v87XbJXycVpkXEZfppeIrPYGSVAKGxtfTIc/s1600/Ramah+Mesra+Raya.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeCPsKBZWyEpvG3StFbl00niBra_OUwBE7KaSKlmw1cOqq2RG-p5b4nMHg8NZCMHNNN8rS9vSDLkv5KPdpWSr_z8X54AM6-fDl0D5jlqt3v87XbJXycVpkXEZfppeIrPYGSVAKGxtfTIc/s400/Ramah+Mesra+Raya.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5520740708532110306" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Yang mengetahui kediaman Zack, di jemput hadir... </span>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-14592630642544710292010-09-02T10:30:00.002+08:002010-09-02T10:31:58.731+08:00Nice...<div style="text-align: justify;">Simply person, cheerfull, love to Smile... and brmmm... An Rider's! 9 Things u must know 'bout an Rider's : - they're have "SMOOTH n FAST" performance.. - they're always wear proper "PROTECTION" - they're have experience ability to EXPLORE "UNTOUCHABLE AREAS" - they're know how to WORK their "TOOLS" - they're know when to "SPEED UP N SLOW DOWN" - they're LOVE playing "DIRTY" - they're have STRONG physic n ENDURANCE stamina - they're can GUIDE u to the "TOP" - N they're ATTRACTIVE.</div>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-82242726272421721982010-08-21T11:28:00.003+08:002010-08-21T11:33:36.403+08:00Kereopok Rempeyek - For Hari Raya<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhisRxFmxAxAt0rjTPqwtbiECdUwlQmAbPemrXtl8jKAWR3uxOVYR6ah61OONwfLcL76bLxmwM2xwh0B552YJFsiJkcCuNngusoOkF8W8OjfpJ571XoT5v04By5gLNG6Zg-xb9GgeYOUeE/s1600/Rempeyek.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhisRxFmxAxAt0rjTPqwtbiECdUwlQmAbPemrXtl8jKAWR3uxOVYR6ah61OONwfLcL76bLxmwM2xwh0B552YJFsiJkcCuNngusoOkF8W8OjfpJ571XoT5v04By5gLNG6Zg-xb9GgeYOUeE/s400/Rempeyek.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507699994588875154" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Kepada awda yang berminat untuk mendapatkan Keropok Rempeyek ini, Sila inbox ke FB <a href="http://www.facebook.com/zack.hardie">www.facebook.com/zack.hardie</a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: lucida grande;">1 tin = BND 7.00</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">*Tidak termasuk penghantaran</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: webdings; color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Selamat Menunaikan Ibadat Puasa Al Mubarak</span><br /></div>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-43345616264715460322010-07-24T11:43:00.004+08:002010-07-24T11:57:28.269+08:00Cool-Tones Awards 2010<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSs8xDlAvEVK_7eSq8MgLiJpR6H_QetktN2Om4kGi6uKsU0E2FUTmtXJYyokkJ-tgOeZBU4z9GmBw9YF8nO3vM31nACkXHN-OwAIXI85cTqhNiNdrosbWeIwlFYUsw4kC9GprFIjiW-JI/s1600/cta_poster4web.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSs8xDlAvEVK_7eSq8MgLiJpR6H_QetktN2Om4kGi6uKsU0E2FUTmtXJYyokkJ-tgOeZBU4z9GmBw9YF8nO3vM31nACkXHN-OwAIXI85cTqhNiNdrosbWeIwlFYUsw4kC9GprFIjiW-JI/s400/cta_poster4web.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497315910733374066" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirf3CR83W7ZBGpjTOonV5I8-aOtlk9jP-62qeTYMm534XzP-QTCuM0_k4XAIx9qAlB9wpJT7Hk-TBcugxFxD5UqISCfK3XsTNrddWb-OUm7ZwZlcXyrF-pWIbX8nNCLHp3BcY05reSOYE/s1600/ctaweb_vposter4.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirf3CR83W7ZBGpjTOonV5I8-aOtlk9jP-62qeTYMm534XzP-QTCuM0_k4XAIx9qAlB9wpJT7Hk-TBcugxFxD5UqISCfK3XsTNrddWb-OUm7ZwZlcXyrF-pWIbX8nNCLHp3BcY05reSOYE/s400/ctaweb_vposter4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497315915179091794" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size:100%;" ><br /><strong><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify; line-height: 15pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" >HOW TO VOTE?</span></strong><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" > </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify; line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" >Simply just type :-</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify; line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" >“</span><strong><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" >CTA<space>(Your favourite artist code)”</space></span></strong><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" > and send it to </span><strong><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" >38833.</span></strong><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" > </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify; line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" > <span style="font-weight: 900;">TERMS & CONDITIONS</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify; line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" >Must be Cool-Tones & B.Mobile subscribers.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify; line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" >Vote now! you might lucky to stand a chance entitled a ticket to go to Cool-Tones Awards. Cheers!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify; line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(38, 38, 38);font-family:Tahoma;" >Most voted in each category will stand a chance a ticket to go to Cool-Tones Awards. So starts vote now!</span></p></strong></span>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-56997961480172461692010-07-07T19:29:00.001+08:002010-07-07T19:31:00.028+08:00Dirgahayu<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc1g_sxmEBCyiAIq-8rhI0ti5K6S-6IEJAQPl7-GMVEFqW8OCau-ce5MKvz6Q1-dJuJe9GLnPZUCR-r2nV2vwVayBb-52p-BijIW3fulzm5WVklsoYr9GbMBBa3ybISY3bcB_g8KPAfzc/s1600/Dirgahayu-64.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 57px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491125298166211730" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc1g_sxmEBCyiAIq-8rhI0ti5K6S-6IEJAQPl7-GMVEFqW8OCau-ce5MKvz6Q1-dJuJe9GLnPZUCR-r2nV2vwVayBb-52p-BijIW3fulzm5WVklsoYr9GbMBBa3ybISY3bcB_g8KPAfzc/s400/Dirgahayu-64.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-73967102043898131612010-06-26T12:20:00.000+08:002010-06-26T12:21:14.116+08:00IKTIBAR<div style="text-align: justify;">Seorang Executive muda yang berjaya sedang memandu di sebuah perkampungan di pinggir Bandar. Ia memandu agak laju dengan sebuah kereta WAJA yang berprestasi tinggi yang baru sahaja dibelinya. Sambil ia memandu perlahan-lahan ia sedang memerhatikan seorang anak kecil di celah-celah kereta yang diletakkan di tepi jalan, ia memperlahankan keretanya untuk melihat sesuatu yang difikirkannya. Seelok-elok sahaja kereta Waja tersebut melintasi kawasan tersebut; anak kecil tidak kelihatan tetapi seketul batu dilontarkan tepat mengena pintu di sebelah kanan kereta Waja tersebut. Apalagi Executive muda tersebut menekan brek sekuat hatinya dan berundur ke tempat di mana Anak kecil tadi berdiri. Dengan marahnya dia keluar dari kereta terus meluru ke arah Anak kecil, menarik tangan anak kecil dan menghempasnya ke kereta yang terletak di tepi jalan dan terus memarahi Anak kecil tadi :<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />'Apa ni? Siapa awak? dan apa kejadahnya awak berada disini? Itu kereta baru, mahal dan susah nak baiki? Awak tau tak? Kenapa awak buat ini semua?’ jerit Executive tersebut.<br /><br />Anak kecil itu tunduk sedih, sayu dan memohon maaf;<br /><br />'Saya minta maaf Pakcik, Saya tak tahu apa patut saya buat' ia merayu. 'Saya melontar batu kerana tak ada orang yang berhenti di sini apabila saya panggil'. Dengan linangan air mata ia menunjukkan ke satu sudut yang tidak jauh dari situ. 'Itu abang saya, ia jatuh dari kerusi roda dari tebing di sebelah dan tak ada orang yang dapat mengangkatnya kembali. Boleh tak Pakcik menolong saya, ia cedera dan ia terlalu berat untuk saya.<br /><br />Dengan rasa terharu, Executive muda tersebut melepaskan anak kecil tersebut dan terus mengangkat abangnya dan meletakkannya kembali ke kerusi roda. Terima kasih, pakcik. Saya doakan pakcik selamat dunia dan akhirat. Tak dapat digambarkan dengan perkataan, Executive muda hanya melihat dengan sayu, Anak kecil tersebut menyorong abangnya yang cacat dan cedera pulang menuju ke rumahnya. Anak sekecil itu boleh mendoakannya akan kesejahteraan hidupnya.<br /><br />Executive muda tersebut berjalan perlahan ke arah kereta, WAJA kemek teruk tetapi ia membiarkan saja tanpa dibaiki. Ia mengigatkannya bahawa kita tidak perlu berkejar-kejar dalam kehidupan ini sehinggakan seseorang melontar batu hanya kerana hendakkan perhatian .<br /><br />Pengajaran<br /><br />Allah tidak menjanjikan hidup ini tidak pernah susah, bersuka-ria tanpa kesedihan, Panas tanpa hujan tetapi ia memberi kita kekuatan, menenangkan kita semasa kesedihan dan menunjukkan jalan yang sebenar-benarnya. Janganlah kita sombong dengan kelebihan yang sementara.<br /></div>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-85585452752470877332010-06-03T16:06:00.001+08:002010-06-03T16:07:43.834+08:00LEAP OF CREATION<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio2zHo7M4_oUY1JT43GNBFrHD77R8Pm5vxcdONxpK7k5kbm6k9Yj0Gr3vL37xh9yKLt1hlIrJS7YFXlyvu1d-hbMD5rst014jw6SWfz1FWOn1cfEfBwKEIW2F8ee5C8IinonU8vUQnvGE/s1600/safe_image.php.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio2zHo7M4_oUY1JT43GNBFrHD77R8Pm5vxcdONxpK7k5kbm6k9Yj0Gr3vL37xh9yKLt1hlIrJS7YFXlyvu1d-hbMD5rst014jw6SWfz1FWOn1cfEfBwKEIW2F8ee5C8IinonU8vUQnvGE/s400/safe_image.php.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478456031683389954" /></a>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-17055159957116135172010-05-04T23:16:00.001+08:002010-05-04T23:18:19.339+08:00My New Gadgets<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZFrACLNQPKVrLvONuSmG1zJ5pZDqUyJuWQ-n6QofjVsDxtAVoyLHxtF8bd3GXQytp0T_Dp_3QFwC3Vn6UraAB_iFYkDmsvupwYUod1bAjYLD3bpK8GwYFpsSWr8csi2lnvY3Tk-_XuU4/s1600/X10-overview-top.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZFrACLNQPKVrLvONuSmG1zJ5pZDqUyJuWQ-n6QofjVsDxtAVoyLHxtF8bd3GXQytp0T_Dp_3QFwC3Vn6UraAB_iFYkDmsvupwYUod1bAjYLD3bpK8GwYFpsSWr8csi2lnvY3Tk-_XuU4/s400/X10-overview-top.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467434373636724066" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJYFWRa6eulLdwMhJocc0ASfkMq1rM33xLiiUmMq_bSH-vzoZfEiNpZzBVNqWfTTAOLpu8V1wQ-AZjAQ8uMAvat_kLvDKiB6GNxOPrCiaCbFrwGjfwlC9vqEeZkxxDkvbvJtMyBu8nlCw/s1600/n97-mini-garnet-pl1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJYFWRa6eulLdwMhJocc0ASfkMq1rM33xLiiUmMq_bSH-vzoZfEiNpZzBVNqWfTTAOLpu8V1wQ-AZjAQ8uMAvat_kLvDKiB6GNxOPrCiaCbFrwGjfwlC9vqEeZkxxDkvbvJtMyBu8nlCw/s400/n97-mini-garnet-pl1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467434365943465778" /></a>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-63293172612198653862010-04-22T11:47:00.001+08:002010-04-22T11:49:06.573+08:00Pelangi On Stage<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ2pvzezKtHB0_beusLKWSe24xsffNCTBmdcdHOmE8AW3jLMh4NcvklB1EcIRn740p5-bRizC1DvkOhBkVCyLcywxgck6OJTnAZvEArN5z2mi_DJ2roCMrYNKgwTg-vuYW_FeQtmzJjm0/s1600/Pelangi+On+Stage.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 144px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ2pvzezKtHB0_beusLKWSe24xsffNCTBmdcdHOmE8AW3jLMh4NcvklB1EcIRn740p5-bRizC1DvkOhBkVCyLcywxgck6OJTnAZvEArN5z2mi_DJ2roCMrYNKgwTg-vuYW_FeQtmzJjm0/s400/Pelangi+On+Stage.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462803683376885506" /></a><br /><br />Pelangi FM sekali lagi mengadakan Pelangi On Stage.<br /><br />Kali ini di Kampong Bukok, Temburong.<br /><br />Tempat: Dewan Kemasyarakatan Mukim Bukok, Temburong<br />Jam: 8.00 Malam<br />Tarikh: Jumaat, 30 April 2010<br /><br />Antara artist Brunei yang akan menghiburkan awda<br /><br />1. Alilah<br />2. Yura<br />3. Qeez<br />4. Ampuan Hafizah<br />5. 5.10 AM<br />6. Band Dari Sandakan, Sabah<br />7. Penampilan Khas Dj Zayn Sabri<br /><br />Jangan ketinggalan untuk bersama Kami dalam Kuiz Penonton.<br /><br />Jumpa Awda di sana...zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-67840636679382569572010-04-20T11:37:00.003+08:002010-04-20T11:42:29.042+08:00Hyundai SMS Quiz Promo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6AFSbmlWsTUuHw-fSNC3sGaq4Ey1Gj3qr7bBNcwjWthaaoQIeiDau5F4yOVs0J4XlDIZFrMSgapzDRsrt5iMZuZG4S_oO8Xa0yeAJkGJtk-5tMoH2awgScWWCpxfL9AAYlSaWqhhILfA/s1600/hyundai20_samples1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6AFSbmlWsTUuHw-fSNC3sGaq4Ey1Gj3qr7bBNcwjWthaaoQIeiDau5F4yOVs0J4XlDIZFrMSgapzDRsrt5iMZuZG4S_oO8Xa0yeAJkGJtk-5tMoH2awgScWWCpxfL9AAYlSaWqhhILfA/s400/hyundai20_samples1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462059860016359442" /></a><br /><br />TERMS & CONDITIONS<br /><br />1. 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Where applicable, prizes can only be awarded once the outstanding balanced is cleared.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAO534VGqOrG8B7MJ1o5R48ELXfYze-ZyeDqRo-pzJ8U31qUIXCh6vnBjYbANu2qPGiyHXJvtvl6uMF8ZF2zxhiSD8zJR_yNkvRqGj5e6qotkf3y6OSZ508DIuG3ltdWUYGVeDx3hsgMY/s1600/hyundai-sms-quiz-prizes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 187px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAO534VGqOrG8B7MJ1o5R48ELXfYze-ZyeDqRo-pzJ8U31qUIXCh6vnBjYbANu2qPGiyHXJvtvl6uMF8ZF2zxhiSD8zJR_yNkvRqGj5e6qotkf3y6OSZ508DIuG3ltdWUYGVeDx3hsgMY/s400/hyundai-sms-quiz-prizes.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462059855114922018" /></a><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE TO<br /><br />COOL-TONES.NET & STAND A CHANCE TO WIN<br /><br />BURBERRY BAG/WORLD CUP JERSEY<br /><br />COOL-TONES SUBSCRIBERS TERMS & CONDITION<br /><br />1. OPEN TO EXISTING AND NEW SUBSCRIBERS.<br /><br />2. SUBSCRIBERS MUST REMAIN SUBSCRIBED TO COOL-TONES UNTIL JUNE 2010.<br /><br />3. TO BE ENTITLED TO THE DRAW, SUBSCRIBED HAVE TO DOWNLOAD AT LEAST ONE (1) TONE.<br /><br />4. TO BE ENTITLED TO THE DRAW, SUBSCRIBERS HAVE TO SEND/FORWARD AT LEAST ONE (1) TONE TO A FRIEND.<br /><br /> <br /><br />SMS QUIZ ENDS:<br /><br />12.00 MIDNIGHT<br /><br />15TH JUNE 2010zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-59794032515168280782010-04-20T11:31:00.001+08:002010-04-20T11:33:10.729+08:00EYE TEST<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL0KlzKvWvlOquXw3QvBjoa67W3lVqqTC2iBapWTwkvL90OKAR3LHSe9RDXPV54Lv0mQqtuc6NPWbgzJr-Bc7odk55qebff9KIObQ6EwVxc9sls2gFswF1qGmulpOtUZJKxgJLfHRGiqw/s1600/image0011.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 345px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL0KlzKvWvlOquXw3QvBjoa67W3lVqqTC2iBapWTwkvL90OKAR3LHSe9RDXPV54Lv0mQqtuc6NPWbgzJr-Bc7odk55qebff9KIObQ6EwVxc9sls2gFswF1qGmulpOtUZJKxgJLfHRGiqw/s400/image0011.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462057534823954962" /></a><br />Have you noticed the girl in the background?<br /><br />Noticed her bum?<br /><br />Well look at the picture carefully!<br /><br />if your answer is YES then go and see an OPTOMETRIST!!!<br /><br />What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-14237530581190151972010-04-20T10:57:00.005+08:002010-07-08T15:52:46.772+08:00DUBAI IS INSTALLING 50-70 BOXES...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVpM3cXlzh6rsedOuyX29amPekcUV34MFzyk07ztZiSYfXRlgn8np5XPV06fBSjmnr3jFiBKjotte6umg9aqR_zkyntnLoH8nBh-1KyLt6R_i8PiZhO_RG9TnYL7-l1ELprmnzZ6kXtGs/s1600/ATT00029.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVpM3cXlzh6rsedOuyX29amPekcUV34MFzyk07ztZiSYfXRlgn8np5XPV06fBSjmnr3jFiBKjotte6umg9aqR_zkyntnLoH8nBh-1KyLt6R_i8PiZhO_RG9TnYL7-l1ELprmnzZ6kXtGs/s400/ATT00029.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462050054404427890" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sleep box - how about sleeping in a box when you are just passing by a large city?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHYS0Q43iDZl-G5WvuCkYfRHYw8D7Dmdp8llB42ikXdKYNQf_mF55vf9y8DLT8XHMeRnAPnC0RZkeyJpX4IV4d29EQp2gD9aZq3rVTrv8_EmAHIQ5ilaAAAA6LlknVuWosJ4BN1OtLtBs/s1600/ATT00032.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHYS0Q43iDZl-G5WvuCkYfRHYw8D7Dmdp8llB42ikXdKYNQf_mF55vf9y8DLT8XHMeRnAPnC0RZkeyJpX4IV4d29EQp2gD9aZq3rVTrv8_EmAHIQ5ilaAAAA6LlknVuWosJ4BN1OtLtBs/s400/ATT00032.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462049510645067634" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Size: 2 m x 1,40m x 2,30m to sleep in comfort and security. <br /><br />Cheap sleep in case of emergency for anyone rich or poor!!<br /><br />No time wasted looking for a hotel<br /><br />Designed to be installed at train stations and airports, and central public places or cities where accommodation is fully booked.<br /><br />In tropical climate countries the sleeper box can be installed outdoors in main streets.<br /><br />The space includes bed, linen, ventilation system, alarm. LCD TV, WiFi , space for your laptop and re chargeable phone. 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{mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0cm; mso-para-margin-right:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0cm; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="">A<span style="color:navy;"> <u>Kiwi</u></span> buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.</span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >
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<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
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<br />The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
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<br />The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. <o:p></o:p> <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--> <!--[endif]--></span></p><div style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:100%;" >The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
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<br />The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. </span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >
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<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. </span>
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<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed</span>
<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">exhausted.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. </span>
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<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Try again. He tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. </span>
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<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. </span>
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<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">No, she says, they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103839727715751278.post-30307281555694458492010-04-18T22:25:00.001+08:002010-04-18T22:33:26.847+08:00Weekend<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHl4pxgbrvc0Oc0g9V-lzM3JYr83ItnQieboOqv7GzcDrRKwGJOCM1h4AeHbSKtpotTAVkMrOtJAufwaIeQwAZP0ozFVmdU6hhEVF-Q3znHb18Wf8iyPaweJ1AITmPp1nwUdL01EWnFWQ/s1600/DSC00551.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHl4pxgbrvc0Oc0g9V-lzM3JYr83ItnQieboOqv7GzcDrRKwGJOCM1h4AeHbSKtpotTAVkMrOtJAufwaIeQwAZP0ozFVmdU6hhEVF-Q3znHb18Wf8iyPaweJ1AITmPp1nwUdL01EWnFWQ/s400/DSC00551.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461485353033613986" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVSeShsRxPhvo0AQxPcmi6bpmApU7BJ6TSi_CPlvlJwnP-p_fPjZlUUhwDlDReGU4MZ7ZPyvbJvpsejn3ogGaMRiX4k7asNcVzY0HjpAiyzTmTKQXHLrNxXdOUUq6GIPNMsQZl6aelZKk/s1600/DSC00668.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVSeShsRxPhvo0AQxPcmi6bpmApU7BJ6TSi_CPlvlJwnP-p_fPjZlUUhwDlDReGU4MZ7ZPyvbJvpsejn3ogGaMRiX4k7asNcVzY0HjpAiyzTmTKQXHLrNxXdOUUq6GIPNMsQZl6aelZKk/s400/DSC00668.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461485345454494802" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfJil5K3Yi5HMBPlLN70k671jCdPZo4ymcLVeymqNa6yIVrlkJPDLzoRYf4VkvADc255xWlTaX53vpE8Ph4lYBKFfF1AfSLS1wsEoVbWGlpIrKUB87FPTIwoLNZcdZCBAL23OOHTANcfI/s1600/DSC00676.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfJil5K3Yi5HMBPlLN70k671jCdPZo4ymcLVeymqNa6yIVrlkJPDLzoRYf4VkvADc255xWlTaX53vpE8Ph4lYBKFfF1AfSLS1wsEoVbWGlpIrKUB87FPTIwoLNZcdZCBAL23OOHTANcfI/s400/DSC00676.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461485343641328098" /></a>zackhardiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00850364426749503642noreply@blogger.com1