Salah Tafsir...

Suatu pagi yang indah kat sebuah sekolah rendah, seorang guru yangbegitu dedikasi mengajar anak2 muridnya tentang betapa bahayanyaminuman keras kepada mereka. Sebelum memulakan mata pelajarannya pada hariitu dia telah mengambil 2 ekor cacing yang hidup, sebagai sampel kehidupandan dua gelas minuman yang masing2 berisi dengan air mineral dan arak.

"Cuba perhatikan murid2... lihat bagaimana saya akan memasukkan cacing inikedalam gelas, perhatikan betul2. Cacing yang sebelah kanan saya, akan sayamasukkan ke dalam air mineral manakala cacing yang sebelah kiri saya akanmasukkan ke dalam arak. Perhatikan betul2."Semua mata tertumpu pada kedua2 ekor cacing itu.Seperti dijangkakan, cacing yang berada dalam gelas yang berisi air mineralitu berenang2 di dasar gelas, manakala cacing yang berada di dalam arakmenggeletek lalu mati. Si cikgu tersenyum lebar, apabila melihat anak2muridnya memberikan sepenuh tumpuan pada ujikajinya."Baiklah murid2, apa yang kamu dapat belajar dari ujikaji yang cikgutunjukkan sebentar tadi??"

Dengan penuh yakin anak2 muridnya menjawab,

UNTUK MENGELAKKAN KECACINGAN... MINUMLAH ARAK...

Anugerah Pelangi 2008-2009

Dapatkan Borang Anugerah Pelangi 2008-2009 setiap hari di akhbar rasmi - Brunei Press (Borneo Bulletin & Media Permata) mulai 3 August 2009 hingga 31 August 2009.

Hantarkan borang pencalonan awda tidak lewat 3 September 2009, ke Pelangi FM.

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

New York City subway dispatcher Walter Garber's ordinary day is thrown into chaos by an audacious crime: the hijacking of a subway train. Ryder, a criminal mastermind, leads a highly-armed gang of four, threatening to execute the train's passengers unless a large ransom is paid within one hour.

As the tension mounts beneath his feet, Garber employs his vast knowledge of the subway system in a battle to outwit Ryder and save the hostages. But there's one riddle Garber can't solve: even if the thieves get the money, how can they possibly escape?

So to those yang alum meliat cerita ani... u guy mesti liat, sal syok, ia mengajar tani teknik2 to deal with people in 1 hour... hehehe

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Boss and his Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked, 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate?'

Boss was not smart enough to understand, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled!When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.

He then intentionallywent out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, He said, 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there?'

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't.All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyres.'

Boss went back to his office mumbling... kan ni ne......

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