Boss and his Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked, 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate?'

Boss was not smart enough to understand, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled!When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.

He then intentionallywent out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, He said, 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there?'

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't.All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyres.'

Boss went back to his office mumbling... kan ni ne......

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AYAT2 AL QURAN UNTUK DIAMALKAN

Untuk elak suami/isteri dan anak2 bergaduh
Surah Al Baqarah - Ayat 102

Anak2 pandai belajar
Surah Al Anbiyaa'- Ayat 79

Anak2 lembut hati/ elak panas baran
Surah Al Anbiyaa - Ayat 69, Surah Al Hasyr - Ayat 22-24

Anak2 malas sekolah
Surah Toha ayat 1-5

Supaya Suami tak kawin lain
Surah Toha - Ayat 39 - mula dari tanda Jim kecil

Ayat pendinding
Ayat akhir surah At Taubah

Bagi anak2 yg suka keluar malam
Surah Ar Ruum Ayat 31. Baca 33x

Untuk jadi pendinding rumah
Surah Al Baqarah dibaca & tiup pd air , dan semburkan keliling rumah

1 MINIT UNTUK MENGINGAT ALLAH

Langkah 1 :
Sebutlah dengan sepenuh hati dan lidah yang fasih:

SUBHANA'LLAH
ALHAMDULI'LLAH
LAA I LAAHA ILLA'LLAH
ALLAHU AKBAR
ASTAGHFIRU'LLAH
LAA ILAAHA ILLA'LLAH,
MUHAMMADUR RASULU'LLAH
ALLAHUMMA SALLI WA SALLIM
WABARIK 'ALA SAYYIDINA MUHAMMAD
WAAALIHIWA SAHBIHI AJMA'EEN

Langkah 2:
Hayatilah sedalamnya akan makna ayat demi ayat, perkataaan demi perkataan

Doa perlindung daripada SELESAMA BABI - INFLUENZA A H1N1‏‏

Risalah Kementerian Kesihatan Malaysia menyebut:

Soalan : Adakah terdapat vaksin bagi melindungi manusia daripada jangkitan Selesema Babi?Jawapan: Tiada. Vaksin influenza bermusim yang dihasilkan mengikut cadangan Pertubuhan Kesihatan Sedunia tidak mengandungi virus Selesema Babi. Tidak juga diketahui sama ada vaksin bermusim boleh menyediakan perlindungan silang bagi mencegah jangkitan virus Selesema Babi.

Jom kita amalkan doa ini yang diajar oleh Nabi saw, mudah-mudahan ia menjadi VAKSIN terbaik untuk selamat daripada Selesama Babi. Doanya ialah:

Doa Pilihan Pelindung Keluarga

Ajarilah anak-anak kita, diri dan keluarga kita dengan doa yang sohih dari nabi ini iaitu:-

من نَزَلَ مَنْزِلًا ثُمَّ قال أَعُوذُ بِكَلِمَاتِ اللَّهِ التَّامَّاتِ من شَرِّ ما خَلَقَ لم يَضُرَّهُ شَيْءٌ حتى يَرْتَحِلَ من مَنْزِلِهِ ذلك

Ertinya : sesiapa yang keluar dari rumah dan membaca doa " Aku berlindung dengan kalimah Allah yang sempurna dari segala kejahatan makhluk" maka dia tidak dimudaratkan oleh sesuatu apa pun sehinggalah dia kembali ke rumahnya semula." ( Riwayat Muslim, 4/2080)
Disebut dalam satu riwayat lain, nabi bersabda :-

فقال رسول الله من أي شيء قال لدغتني عقرب قال رسول الله أما إنك لو قلت حين أمسيت أعوذ بكلمات الله التامات من شر ما خلق لم يضرك إن شاء الله

Ertinya : nabi bertanya : kena apakah kamu ?Lelaki berkata : aku disengat kalaNabi berkata : sekiranya engkau membaca pada setiap petang " Aku berlindung dengan kalimah Allah yang sempurna dari segala kejahatan makhluk", nescaya dengan izin Allah kamu tidak akan ditimpa mudarat" ( Riwayat Ibn Hibban, 3/298 )

Juga sebuah lagi doa yang mudah dari hadis sohih:-

رَسُولَ اللَّهِ يقول من قال بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الذي لَا يَضُرُّ مع اسْمِهِ شَيْءٌ في الأرض ولا في السَّمَاءِ وهو السَّمِيعُ الْعَلِيمُ ثَلَاثَ مَرَّاتٍ لم تُصِبْهُ فَجْأَةُ بَلَاءٍ حتى يُصْبِحَ وَمَنْ قَالَهَا حين يُصْبِحُ ثَلَاثُ مَرَّاتٍ لم تُصِبْهُ فَجْأَةُ بَلَاءٍ حتى يُمْسِيَ

Ertinya : Rasulullah s.a.w didengari berkata sesiapa yang berdoa : "Dengan nama Allah yang tiada dimudaratkan sesuatu apapun dengan namaNya samada di bumi dan di langit, dan Dialah maha mendengar dan maha mengetahui" sebanyak 3 kali, maka dia tidak ditimpa kesusahan bala dan musibah sehinggalah subuh esoknya, dan barangsiapa membacanya ketika subuh 3 kali, dia tidak ditimpa kesusahan bala dan musibah sehingga petangnya" ( Riwayat Abu Daud, 4/323 ; At-Tirmidizi, 5/465 dan Ahmad ; Tirmizi : Hasan -

Mudah-mudahan ALlah menyelamatkan kita serta keluarga daripada azab bala bencana seperti selesama Babi dan lain-lain.

Wassallam..

Breaking news - First Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

And we all know who gave it to him!

Ter BLOW pulak

Palui... mun ani d washroom bini2 di skulah bah, pasti ramai yg balik2 ke tandas pasal kan mencuci tangan saja.

Hahaha

A Mysterious Tree in NALGONDA - Andra Pradesh - India‏

At a glance you may be confused the above tree with a massive trunk with a 'Baobab' tree (which is renowned to possess the largest tree trunks of the world) but, this is yet another unknown specie which is seen in the close proximity of a hermitage deep in the dense forest in 'Andra Pradesh' in India.

Now have a close look at the bark and experience the unbelievable figures of creatures engraved in the surface of the entire tree trunk!! Absolutely real!!!

The World Flag

The Palace of the Sultan of Brunei

The largest of the Sultan of Brunei’s four palaces, Istana Nurul Iman, is indisputably the world’s largest residential and administrative palace currently in use.

The palace is used for all State functions. It is both the seat of Brunei’s government and the location of the prime minister’s office. In addition to Audience and State Rooms, there is a Throne Chamber used for various occasions such as the proclamation of the Crown Prince and the annual Birthday Investiture.

At 2,152,782 square feet (200,000.0 m2) the palace has 1,788 rooms, 257 bathrooms, and a floor area of 2,152,782 square feet (200,000 m²). Amenities include 5 swimming pools, an air conditioned stable for the Sultan’s 200 polo ponies, a 110-car garage, a banquet hall that can be expanded to accommodate up to 5,000 guests, and a mosque accommodating 1,500 people. The palace was built in 1984 at a cost of around $400 million USD and has 564 chandeliers, 51,000 light bulbs, 44 stairwells, 18 elevators, and 13 (exterior) satellite dishes.

Furthermore, there’s a mosque for 1500 people, a banquet hall for 4000 guests, air conditioned stables for his 200 polo ponies, and 165 Rolls Royces, aeroplanes and helicopters.

The palace and its upkeep are funded by the oil wealth generated by Brunei, as are all of the grand structures in the country.

And even though the price of oil may have slumped, Brunei’s wealth still make perhaps the place to live right now, especially if long-term security is what you are after. Even though the people cannot vote, they pay no taxes, education and health care are free, everyone receives a pension, and the minimum wage is the highest in South-East Asia.

On the flip side, however, given the world’s massive reliance on oil and indeed the extravagance, and greed that it fosters, the extremes of rich and poor that are its result, is worth questioning what true “Luxury is.” I’ll leave that for you to define.

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