20 Apr 2010

DUBAI IS INSTALLING 50-70 BOXES...



Sleep box - how about sleeping in a box when you are just passing by a large city?



Size: 2 m x 1,40m x 2,30m to sleep in comfort and security.

Cheap sleep in case of emergency for anyone rich or poor!!

No time wasted looking for a hotel

Designed to be installed at train stations and airports, and central public places or cities where accommodation is fully booked.

In tropical climate countries the sleeper box can be installed outdoors in main streets.

The space includes bed, linen, ventilation system, alarm. LCD TV, WiFi , space for your laptop and re chargeable phone. Under your bed and floor there is a cupboard for your luggage.

Payment is made at terminals who will give clients an electronic key that can be purchased for 15 minutes or for as many hours as you need.




Pregnant Sheep


A Kiwi buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.


After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.


So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed
exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.

Try again. He tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window.

He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

No, she says, they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.

18 Apr 2010

Weekend



ST12 – Biarkan Jatuh Cinta

ST12 – Biarkan Jatuh Cinta

tatap ini indah melihatmu

rasa ini rasakan cintamu

jiwa ini getarkan jiwamu

jantung ini detakan jantungmu

dan biarkan aku padamu

takkan menyesal hidup di dalam hidupku

rasa ini tulus padamu

dan kan ku biarkan sampai aku mati

reff:

biarkan aku jatuh cinta

pesona pada pandangan saat kita jumpa

biarkan aku kan mencoba

tak peduli kau berkata tuk mau atau tidak

tatap ini indah melihatmu

rasa ini rasakan cintamu

jiwa ini getarkan jiwamu

jantung ini detakan jantungmu

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15 Apr 2010

Grand Suzuki Vitara Model 2002 For Sale

My Grand Suzuki Vitara - Model 2002 For Sale...

Price range = $8500.00 (Boleh runding)

Condition = Very Good / Sangat Baik

Warna = Silver
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